Today Cathryn Davis, amazing and charismatic long-distance Jubilee Minister of Movement, gave a fabulous guest sermon and told us how, at their social justice actions in Charleston, they all have kazoos – and when they are being heckled from the side with someone who is preaching against abortion or of the elegant beauty of MAGAmind – or some shit like that – they just surround the “person” (I will pace my profanity) with kazoos and drown them right out with a happy noise.
She gave us all kazoos and encouraged to right-away affix them to our keychains, so we are ready.
I wrote this that afternoon and immediately put it on the Jubilee Facebook page. (Yes, I did.) The first paragraph above captures some of what Cathryn was telling us. The following paragraph is pure Majo. I really wish that some of my kindness-Nazi light-chaser friends would see it, if only to really pull their chain.
“Cathryn –
“I’ve got my kazoo firmly attached to my keyring and am totally ready now for that asshole in the Meat Department at work. I was proud of myself yesterday for not just totally losing my shit on him – which I wanted to do so badly I could taste it – and just going toe-to-toe with him, looking him in the eye and saying “I’m not going to say anything to you!” But next time I will totally hit him with the kazoo. That will bamboozle the motherfucker.”
