Today Cathryn Davis, amazing and charismatic long-distance Jubilee Minister of Movement, gave a fabulous guest sermon and told us how, at their social justice actions in Charleston, they all have kazoos – and when they are being heckled from the side with someone who is preaching against abortion or of the elegant beauty of MAGAmind – or some shit like that – they just surround the “person” (I will pace my profanity) with kazoos and drown them right out with a happy noise.
She gave us all kazoos and encouraged to right-away affix them to our keychains, so we are ready.
I wrote this that afternoon and immediately put it on the Jubilee Facebook page. (Yes, I did.) The first paragraph above captures some of what Cathryn was telling us. The following paragraph is pure Majo. I really wish that some of my kindness-Nazi light-chaser friends would see it, if only to really pull their chain.
“I’ve got my kazoo firmly attached to my keyring and am totally ready now for that asshole in the Meat Department at work. I was proud of myself yesterday for not just totally losing my shit on him – which I wanted to do so badly I could taste it – and just going toe-to-toe with him, looking him in the eye and saying “I’m not going to say anything to you!” But next time I will totally hit him with the kazoo. That will bamboozle the motherfucker.”